when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
I woke up two hours after I feel asleep with a fucking panic attack oh god is this only going to get worse. I need to let out all my feelings some way or another I don’t wanna do this
turning 12 like
Him: I don’t date black women. It’s just a preference.
Me: Based on what?
Him: Nothing, it’s just how I feel.
Me: Impossible, deliberate aversions come from somewhere.
Him: Its just a preference, that’s all.
Me: No, a preference is preferring broccoli to asparagus. You can say that because asparagus will always taste the same, even when prepared differently.
Me: And we’re not always the same at all. There are hundreds of millions of us and we’re each completely different from the next. If an employer said not hiring Black people was a preference would you agree?
Him: No, but that’s based on stereotypes.
Me: … And what is yours based on, facts?
Oh, bitch. Read down!
a life changing 22 seconds
if you don’t know who banksy is you need to reevaluate your life because
I live in Bristol, England, so I see his work everyday, and I have to say, I’m pretty damn proud to be from the same place as that guy
u fuck with a dog u fuck with me
Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 (via loav)
I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.